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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!

—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart

Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
698. Alec (thezoltan94) 98.79 98% 2018-03-29
699. o.O (yorickvw) 98.78 98% 2018-06-02
700. telorbuzzu (telorbusu) 98.77 97% 2020-06-12
701. ro (ro_catperson) 98.76 95% 2020-04-12
702. Lindsay (cappnnono) 98.74 99% 2018-09-07
703. Shasta (shastacoog) 98.70 96% 2020-03-13
704. quite fast (edonn) 98.65 98% 2021-07-21
705. pincel (pincel) 98.63 99% 2020-08-09
706. Jimmy (toomanyburpees) 98.61 98% 2021-07-21
707. 100% (100percentaccurate) 98.61 97% 2019-04-01
708. Joel (j000el) 98.55 97% 2020-11-27
709. Daniel (radstar1) 98.51 98% 2018-01-30
710. Stanley (drogbasta) 98.48 96% 2021-07-31
711. Pedro (henkiehenk) 98.47 98% 2019-01-17
712. Catherine (catherinesheng) 98.47 99% 2019-11-28
713. Hans (dasyke887) 98.45 97% 2019-03-11
714. Danat (danat_ayazbayev) 98.43 98% 2018-11-16
715. Cristian (tuxcayc) 98.41 99% 2019-03-08
716. Camden (mypenguinbuddy) 98.41 96% 2018-01-05
717. fukonashi (fukonashi) 98.36 97% 2020-12-14
718. Matthew (brookskelly) 98.28 98% 2020-03-16
719. Luka (sercasm) 98.27 98% 2019-03-26
720. Speed Typing (speedytypingyt) 98.26 96% 2020-09-22
721. Fopuy (fopuy) 98.21 98% 2017-10-04
722. Ray (iconoclasmic) 98.19 97% 2017-10-15
723. Rrubinski (rrubinski) 98.16 97% 2018-01-02
724. iHeal (iheal) 98.15 97% 2020-03-03
725. Kyle (kyle0829) 98.13 98% 2017-11-07
726. David (dcohen91) 98.12 98% 2018-03-14
727. c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) 98.05 99% 2020-02-16

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Default (English) 8,227 76.38 August 27, 2017
Instant Death Mode 4 109.06 September 24, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 4 66.97 September 21, 2022
All TypeRacer Texts 1 45.58 March 1, 2022