As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20487. | Khosbayar (shartos) | 54.77 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
20488. | alberta (albertaa) | 54.76 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
20489. | hi (ihssm) | 54.76 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
20490. | Jacob (malfunctioning) | 54.76 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
20491. | Jinx (dhanaraj002) | 54.76 | 95% | 2017-08-22 |
20492. | Copycat (copycatzen) | 54.76 | 93% | 2015-05-09 |
20493. | HelpmeStepSis (saksham1992) | 54.75 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
20494. | Giovanni (zombieagain) | 54.75 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
20495. | (50shadeofspeed) | 54.75 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
20496. | Andrew (andrewgrish) | 54.74 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
20497. | Bitgalle (bitgalle) | 54.74 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
20498. | Naga (harriersuv) | 54.74 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
20499. | sawamura (sawamura) | 54.74 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
20500. | Eric (erickwok297) | 54.74 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
20501. | Monk (monk_ind999) | 54.73 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
20502. | Vishruth (7cryptic7) | 54.73 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
20503. | 1GuyLykDat (one_guy_lyk_dat) | 54.72 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
20504. | Kokotko (bystric) | 54.72 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
20505. | colin (crustyrustonline) | 54.72 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
20506. | Sonu (sonuguptaofficial) | 54.72 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
20507. | Valentin (r4mp4g3rxd) | 54.72 | 88% | 2016-05-15 |
20508. | Laama (laamasweg) | 54.72 | 83% | 2016-01-28 |
20509. | TBSTACK (speedytypister) | 54.71 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
20510. | UzanR (uzanr) | 54.71 | 96% | 2015-08-12 |
20511. | Adarsh (lachikku2210) | 54.71 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
20512. | Julia (thejulia) | 54.71 | 93% | 2021-10-16 |
20513. | Ahmad (aj_react) | 54.71 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
20514. | Sam (sbush) | 54.70 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
20515. | dark (dark9009) | 54.70 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
20516. | alexey (aleksei) | 54.69 | 93% | 2016-07-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |