So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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31045. | tstats[rahugg_] (rahugg_) | 47.95 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
31046. | Muhammad Galih (jarotgemink) | 47.94 | 92% | 2023-09-04 |
31047. | panda (gloriouspanda) | 47.94 | 97.4% | 2021-02-26 |
31048. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 47.93 | 92% | 2021-07-02 |
31049. | Ankit (baiskhiyar) | 47.93 | 93% | 2021-01-13 |
31050. | Alexis (incmach) | 47.93 | — | 2008-08-30 |
31051. | fname (jodeapple) | 47.93 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
31052. | Reudismam (reudismam) | 47.92 | 92% | 2013-10-27 |
31053. | khadijah (khadijah) | 47.92 | — | 2009-03-24 |
31054. | Shajan (shajanvm) | 47.91 | — | 2008-09-15 |
31055. | Kanlachan (mustboa) | 47.91 | — | 2009-09-08 |
31056. | Dominic (unimog) | 47.91 | 90% | 2015-10-13 |
31057. | Alex (therapy) | 47.91 | — | 2008-12-03 |
31058. | yoyo (i0y0) | 47.91 | 92% | 2015-02-06 |
31059. | ElinaZzZ (elenaized) | 47.90 | 84% | 2012-08-23 |
31060. | Ghribi (kaspersaif) | 47.90 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
31061. | denys (denisoh) | 47.89 | 90% | 2016-09-04 |
31062. | slobo (slobo55) | 47.89 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
31063. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 47.89 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
31064. | CptnAzk (cptnazk) | 47.89 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
31065. | Vasudha (vuvuzella) | 47.89 | — | 2010-07-31 |
31066. | Matt (matthewsfanclub) | 47.89 | 89% | 2014-01-01 |
31067. | JJP7 (jjp7) | 47.89 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
31068. | Rashid (rashidd) | 47.89 | 90% | 2012-04-25 |
31069. | Raymond (racerwins) | 47.89 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
31070. | rushmin (panduka) | 47.89 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
31071. | Shahriar (jubayer03) | 47.88 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
31072. | CKCheese (ckcheese) | 47.88 | 93% | 2020-03-25 |
31073. | ferrari (dharmkumar) | 47.88 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
31074. | Deanna (deanna) | 47.88 | — | 2008-08-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |