Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
3762. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 69.90 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
3763. | Liquid (liquidlemon) | 69.89 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
3764. | youm (youm) | 69.89 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
3765. | Ed (enormoused) | 69.88 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
3766. | qwerty (qwerty_noob) | 69.88 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
3767. | Jarel (jarel123) | 69.88 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
3768. | jowett (jowettchng) | 69.87 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
3769. | Overpriced (overpriced) | 69.87 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
3770. | δTofumistΩ (tofumist) | 69.86 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
3771. | Brian (brianthetypist) | 69.84 | 95% | 2017-08-26 |
3772. | Austin (goodrichinator) | 69.81 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
3773. | Elmer (elmerr) | 69.80 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
3774. | Ben (blister99) | 69.80 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
3775. | Awalid (awalid) | 69.78 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
3776. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 69.78 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
3777. | Thomas (thomas70) | 69.77 | 99% | 2020-08-09 |
3778. | Jacob (critias26) | 69.76 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
3779. | AKGD (akgd) | 69.75 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
3780. | Dane (brenstem) | 69.75 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
3781. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 69.72 | 99% | 2020-03-17 |
3782. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 69.70 | 96% | 2017-09-30 |
3783. | Alex (sixthree) | 69.69 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
3784. | Akshay (ak5hay) | 69.68 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
3785. | tom (sonic_hh23) | 69.64 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
3786. | Kenny (infection7) | 69.63 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
3787. | Andy (andykim18) | 69.63 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
3788. | Venisa (venisa) | 69.61 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
3789. | August (appledoor) | 69.61 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
3790. | v1ruso (v1ruso) | 69.60 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
3791. | PewPew (suntanscanman) | 69.60 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |