You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1796. | Timo (ubulin) | 77.18 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
1797. | Kris (kris_p_l) | 77.16 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
1798. | Ali (aloche) | 77.16 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
1799. | Jean (sibelius97) | 77.13 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
1800. | Genesis (genesisfrost) | 77.13 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
1801. | storm (stooormmm) | 77.13 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
1802. | Liam (instanterogenous) | 77.08 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
1803. | . (terminal201820) | 77.06 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
1804. | Edgey (tedge) | 77.06 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
1805. | Ben (ttbnejska) | 77.05 | 96% | 2020-09-07 |
1806. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 77.05 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
1807. | Eric (envyhope) | 76.98 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
1808. | Aashish (iamflash) | 76.97 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
1809. | Michael (larkorin) | 76.96 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
1810. | sa (sosa21) | 76.94 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
1811. | Waleed (waleedminer) | 76.94 | 96% | 2019-10-05 |
1812. | Lucas (crimsonsidious) | 76.93 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
1813. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 76.89 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
1814. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 76.88 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
1815. | Robert (rjfs88) | 76.86 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
1816. | Pazumbs (pazumbs08) | 76.83 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
1817. | Sam (realsamxu) | 76.81 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
1818. | Darren (surias0) | 76.80 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
1819. | Chase (lorddragonborn) | 76.75 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
1820. | Buttt (hisleftcheek) | 76.64 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
1821. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 76.63 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
1822. | chris (llamas876) | 76.63 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
1823. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 76.63 | 95% | 2020-05-29 |
1824. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 76.63 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
1825. | Phil (lordphil3) | 76.62 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |