I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1328. | Heath (heathcorp) | 80.90 | 97.2% | 2023-11-12 |
1329. | Train (trainm8) | 80.87 | 94% | 2023-09-15 |
1330. | ð¢yo (longliveyume) | 80.77 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
1331. | Ryan (prophetofregret) | 80.75 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
1332. | John (fishlz) | 80.75 | 95.4% | 2023-12-31 |
1333. | Sam (sam2399) | 80.74 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
1334. | Quitter (noobmaster19) | 80.73 | 95.9% | 2024-04-21 |
1335. | Superior (brother_v) | 80.70 | 94% | 2024-03-07 |
1336. | RoadTo100WPM (peternator) | 80.70 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
1337. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 80.60 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
1338. | ViscoseTa (viscoseta) | 80.60 | 95% | 2023-05-29 |
1339. | Erik (lipesmapes_01) | 80.53 | 94.9% | 2023-12-07 |
1340. | Json (json_xing) | 80.52 | 96.4% | 2024-02-24 |
1341. | can_i_kinesis (can_i_kinesis) | 80.51 | 97.7% | 2024-02-15 |
1342. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 80.43 | 94% | 2024-04-10 |
1343. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 80.43 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
1344. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 80.40 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
1345. | Durgesh Pachghare (inv3nt0r) | 80.36 | 96% | 2024-02-26 |
1346. | Alan (alanyoung) | 80.35 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
1347. | pail (angertyper) | 80.32 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
1348. | Gejus (cockcockuawahh) | 80.31 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
1349. | MertEmre (mertemre) | 80.25 | 97% | 2024-03-24 |
1350. | éä»colemak (hulkct) | 80.16 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
1351. | Adam (armen32cz) | 80.15 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
1352. | Tom (twrig144) | 80.14 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
1353. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 80.14 | 97% | 2024-05-22 |
1354. | BengaDH (skebengat) | 80.09 | 96.6% | 2023-12-06 |
1355. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 80.08 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
1356. | Abood | Free Palestine (abu... | 80.06 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
1357. | lejo (lejo5356) | 80.05 | 94% | 2024-05-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |