Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2487. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
2488. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 75.48 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
2489. | Jack (randomdize) | 75.46 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
2490. | Tim (pacmeng) | 75.45 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
2491. | Sun (sunflower61) | 75.45 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
2492. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 75.45 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
2493. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 75.43 | 99% | 2019-05-07 |
2494. | Josh (qjoshq) | 75.41 | 94% | 2018-11-26 |
2495. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 75.40 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
2496. | Daris (tuytuy3) | 75.40 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
2497. | Raddest (raddest) | 75.37 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
2498. | Ato (atopia) | 75.36 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
2499. | Nate (ndiehl48) | 75.35 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
2500. | 😇 (fourfingerz) | 75.35 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
2501. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
2502. | James (nucleardevice) | 75.34 | 94% | 2020-12-14 |
2503. | Kai (leavelux) | 75.32 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
2504. | clerk (csmith2) | 75.32 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
2505. | d'Ar-apps (darapsas) | 75.32 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
2506. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 75.32 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
2507. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 75.31 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
2508. | Maros (wlkvr) | 75.31 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
2509. | (spudvorak) | 75.29 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
2510. | Eric (eric397) | 75.27 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
2511. | Jake (s2d_) | 75.26 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
2512. | jetsun (cloudwave) | 75.25 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
2513. | Yuki (kaiichikawa) | 75.25 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
2514. | you (s11054) | 75.25 | 96% | 2019-11-19 |
2515. | uty (tisurend) | 75.24 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
2516. | opyau (opyau) | 75.23 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |