The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13967. | alis (aliss) | 81.05 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
13968. | Feteru (feteru) | 81.05 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
13969. | Adrien (reveparti) | 81.04 | — | 2009-01-03 |
13970. | Michael (linik123) | 81.04 | 93% | 2015-08-12 |
13971. | Vin¢ (kimchikimchibulgogi) | 81.04 | 87% | 2016-07-21 |
13972. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 81.04 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
13973. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 81.04 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
13974. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 81.04 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
13975. | Cole (coles_lambo_15) | 81.03 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
13976. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 81.03 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
13977. | Taejas (taejas) | 81.03 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
13978. | 👺 (confiscar) | 81.02 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
13979. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 81.02 | 90% | 2016-08-18 |
13980. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 81.02 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
13981. | waitwat (waitwat) | 81.02 | 89% | 2013-12-01 |
13982. | Chase (chasericker003) | 81.02 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
13983. | @lancehilliard (lancehilliard) | 81.01 | — | 2010-07-19 |
13984. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 81.01 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
13985. | DollaBillYo (dollabill_yo@y... | 81.01 | 98% | 2013-12-05 |
13986. | Md (guestest) | 81.01 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
13987. | TooshieWorldChampion (robin... | 81.01 | 92% | 2011-09-22 |
13988. | Alan (alantwm) | 81.01 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
13989. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 81.00 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
13990. | LuLuC (luluc) | 81.00 | 97% | 2013-02-22 |
13991. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 81.00 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
13992. | OzRf (ozrf) | 81.00 | 95% | 2023-10-04 |
13993. | Zoe (zoeerp) | 81.00 | — | 2008-09-28 |
13994. | Andres (lele12) | 80.99 | 95% | 2013-02-12 |
13995. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 80.99 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
13996. | Sobe (yukikoneko) | 80.99 | 93% | 2013-10-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |