The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20367. | boaz (boaz) | 70.20 | — | 2009-03-13 |
20368. | Gregorio (dervock) | 70.20 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
20369. | tonghua (tonghua) | 70.20 | — | 2010-07-02 |
20370. | . (rryanhh) | 70.20 | 93% | 2016-06-07 |
20371. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 70.20 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
20372. | Desiigner (desiignerkekw) | 70.20 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
20373. | BB (bdl26c) | 70.19 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
20374. | Gabriel (gabp) | 70.19 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
20375. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 70.19 | 93% | 2021-10-05 |
20376. | George (gkuzler) | 70.19 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
20377. | Kalle (magnussk) | 70.19 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
20378. | fauzi (fauzidante) | 70.18 | 96% | 2012-05-26 |
20379. | ronin (bronin) | 70.18 | 92% | 2013-01-24 |
20380. | Dev (devgupta55) | 70.18 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
20381. | slowaf (slwofa) | 70.18 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
20382. | Benjamin (crazychaz) | 70.18 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
20383. | arun (arunnari) | 70.17 | 92% | 2015-03-21 |
20384. | agus (choromaster) | 70.17 | — | 2011-04-05 |
20385. | DJ (coolndcomfy) | 70.17 | — | 2008-11-26 |
20386. | Michael (pigophone) | 70.17 | 91% | 2014-10-20 |
20387. | adin (tappineapple) | 70.16 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
20388. | kappa (kappakon) | 70.16 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
20389. | Birdman (birdman13) | 70.16 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
20390. | YG (cyg1206) | 70.16 | 94% | 2011-11-02 |
20391. | Kalle (cakeboss) | 70.15 | — | 2010-12-17 |
20392. | Suman (su714) | 70.15 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
20393. | Brandon (dalivingdead) | 70.15 | 95% | 2019-04-22 |
20394. | Leung (dudechickman) | 70.15 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
20395. | Reis (reisagainst) | 70.15 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
20396. | Brian (cybercrimelawinph) | 70.15 | 93% | 2015-04-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |