As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9199. | Daan (macdann6) | 82.64 | 100% | 2020-10-05 |
9200. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 82.64 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
9201. | The (syberion) | 82.63 | 95.8% | 2021-02-24 |
9202. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
9203. | Sabrina (astaraya) | 82.63 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
9204. | Vince (gaminggamers) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
9205. | Thor77 (thor77_) | 82.63 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
9206. | Nicolas (nicolassteven) | 82.62 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
9207. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 82.62 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
9208. | Red Guy (theotherredguy) | 82.62 | 95.1% | 2021-02-09 |
9209. | Duxh (duxh) | 82.62 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
9210. | Isaac (tastypoop) | 82.62 | 92% | 2016-04-22 |
9211. | Ford (xxx_pussydestroyer_xxx) | 82.62 | 96% | 2016-03-11 |
9212. | Terry (big_tarray) | 82.61 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
9213. | Akzhol (leito1) | 82.61 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
9214. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.61 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
9215. | James (collinzheng) | 82.60 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
9216. | Everly (scribblenerd) | 82.60 | 94% | 2023-09-08 |
9217. | D (chubbieveggie) | 82.60 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
9218. | Nighil (nighil) | 82.60 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
9219. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 82.60 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
9220. | FreePalestine (read_palesti... | 82.59 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
9221. | Yunik Gautam (yunik_gautam) | 82.59 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
9222. | (proxy707) | 82.59 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
9223. | Allay (noob_wrath) | 82.59 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
9224. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 82.58 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
9225. | Peaky (x101) | 82.58 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
9226. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 82.58 | 92% | 2016-05-19 |
9227. | Geese (geese955) | 82.57 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
9228. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |