As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5860. | Emily (epicmusix) | 92.18 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
5861. | Melas (melas1) | 92.18 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
5862. | Charlie (cduong04) | 92.18 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
5863. | Pannawat (teetee03) | 92.17 | 96% | 2022-05-22 |
5864. | Toby (toby_) | 92.17 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
5865. | Alien (half_alien) | 92.16 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
5866. | Oli (piasekoli) | 92.16 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
5867. | Brian (bfitz88) | 92.16 | 99% | 2016-01-27 |
5868. | Bao (baowilliam) | 92.15 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
5869. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 92.15 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
5870. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 92.15 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
5871. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 92.14 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
5872. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 92.13 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
5873. | Marukun (marukunnippon) | 92.13 | 98% | 2023-10-29 |
5874. | Type (granwizard) | 92.13 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
5875. | Math (faster_babe) | 92.13 | 99% | 2021-09-16 |
5876. | John (liuz9) | 92.12 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
5877. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 92.12 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
5878. | Chris (chrislh221) | 92.12 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
5879. | ajrv (aamodvarma) | 92.12 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
5880. | jennyjenjen (jennyjenjen) | 92.12 | 99% | 2015-10-21 |
5881. | Jen (jen8) | 92.12 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
5882. | Michal Alexander Hajlasz (m... | 92.11 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
5883. | ihateracism123 (ihateracism... | 92.11 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
5884. | Y (yungkitchensink) | 92.11 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
5885. | Evils (evils_dvorak) | 92.11 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
5886. | san (nianen88) | 92.10 | 95% | 2016-01-24 |
5887. | george (doctoras) | 92.10 | 98% | 2015-10-29 |
5888. | Cory (coryandrewwest) | 92.09 | 96% | 2017-01-08 |
5889. | Nima (eramthgin) | 92.09 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |