As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16796. | Anush Rao (anushrao) | 63.62 | 96.3% | 2023-09-21 |
16797. | Zanieb (zanieb) | 63.62 | 96% | 2016-02-02 |
16798. | jacob (alating) | 63.62 | 88% | 2015-10-16 |
16799. | Oyesh (mannsingh) | 63.62 | 92% | 2015-05-17 |
16800. | Arun (linuxguy9) | 63.62 | 97% | 2016-08-27 |
16801. | Tedd_22 (eetdyd) | 63.61 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
16802. | mohammed (momotan039) | 63.61 | 95% | 2023-10-26 |
16803. | CAREY (khariee13) | 63.61 | 91% | 2016-10-15 |
16804. | george (georgenacouzi) | 63.60 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
16805. | Tommy (sparkxd) | 63.60 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
16806. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 63.60 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
16807. | kelly:)) (_kelly) | 63.59 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
16808. | Dev (darkpi) | 63.59 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
16809. | Rasmus (metris) | 63.59 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
16810. | Sam (samandthefourdogs) | 63.58 | 94% | 2021-12-03 |
16811. | Anh (anhvbui) | 63.58 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
16812. | martin_racing (martinerk0) | 63.57 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
16813. | Samual Weissen (elmer_blue) | 63.57 | 98.2% | 2023-10-15 |
16814. | Jeffrey (jopayyt) | 63.57 | 94% | 2022-04-18 |
16815. | rt (rtizzle) | 63.57 | 90% | 2016-11-08 |
16816. | senpai (chottomatte) | 63.57 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
16817. | Troy (teeroy) | 63.57 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
16818. | Apoorv (apoorv92) | 63.57 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
16819. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 63.56 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
16820. | Lecoolestcat (l3coolestcat) | 63.56 | 90% | 2016-04-06 |
16821. | yomama (yt0427) | 63.56 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
16822. | Vishal (vpm911) | 63.56 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
16823. | fids (fidsolit) | 63.55 | 96% | 2016-08-20 |
16824. | Dale (taker827) | 63.55 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
16825. | Bro (bromia) | 63.55 | 95% | 2022-09-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |