As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4444. | Genesis (buasch) | 97.22 | 99% | 2019-05-27 |
4445. | HoDaMoFoDor (hodamofodor) | 97.22 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
4446. | w (wjockel) | 97.22 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
4447. | aman (amanostrich) | 97.22 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
4448. | Renaldy (renaldy) | 97.22 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
4449. | phzz (phzzq) | 97.22 | 95% | 2015-08-28 |
4450. | not (hayso) | 97.22 | 98% | 2016-08-19 |
4451. | D (dschrad) | 97.22 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
4452. | jeen (jeenlueez) | 97.21 | 92% | 2017-03-17 |
4453. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 97.20 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
4454. | Big (pookpok) | 97.20 | 99% | 2021-05-11 |
4455. | Dongerlord (thedongerlord) | 97.20 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
4456. | Ajay (fnxl) | 97.19 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
4457. | Alex (spirache0830) | 97.19 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
4458. | Bobby (bobbyv) | 97.18 | 97% | 2017-04-27 |
4459. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 97.17 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
4460. | -__- (chocoluvr) | 97.16 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
4461. | mariah (serialfriend) | 97.16 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
4462. | Andy Yusuf (twinsgroup) | 97.14 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
4463. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 97.14 | 96.4% | 2023-12-17 |
4464. | Michael (pioverlord) | 97.14 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
4465. | Sammy (ozymandis) | 97.13 | 96% | 2024-03-04 |
4466. | Shadhul (speedsterr) | 97.13 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
4467. | Daniel (danielchoy95) | 97.12 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
4468. | LeBaby (funnypoopyeater) | 97.11 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
4469. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
4470. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
4471. | Wise (wiseuser) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
4472. | 312211 (312211) | 97.09 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
4473. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 97.09 | 99% | 2023-07-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |