As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22683. | Godwin (gknyaga) | 43.41 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
22684. | obama (obama001) | 43.41 | 88% | 2016-04-18 |
22685. | venkatesan (venkatvishwa) | 43.40 | 90% | 2015-07-22 |
22686. | soni (soni0111) | 43.40 | 89% | 2017-05-10 |
22687. | srivatsava (slowandcalm) | 43.39 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
22688. | magwell (magwell) | 43.38 | 94% | 2023-06-21 |
22689. | uday (uday2002) | 43.38 | 93.7% | 2023-10-12 |
22690. | Ava (ava_smile) | 43.38 | 94.3% | 2023-10-15 |
22691. | Thien Nam Anh (benvu3005) | 43.37 | 90% | 2022-01-22 |
22692. | G (goutham_k) | 43.36 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
22693. | Quinn (magicsoap444) | 43.35 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
22694. | Kale (queenofdesuvan) | 43.35 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
22695. | Joe (joegoggin27) | 43.33 | 93% | 2017-07-02 |
22696. | sekhar (reachsekhar) | 43.33 | 95% | 2016-06-26 |
22697. | Joel (joelhanson) | 43.32 | 94% | 2021-09-15 |
22698. | Alex (mralejandro) | 43.32 | 92% | 2016-11-10 |
22699. | Chilasak (chilasak) | 43.29 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
22700. | Spencer (carelesscloud) | 43.28 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
22701. | Hyper (yo_hyper) | 43.27 | 94% | 2020-07-15 |
22702. | Manaf (ya_ali) | 43.26 | 94% | 2022-08-18 |
22703. | Afiq (afiqapon91) | 43.26 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
22704. | Bodas (bodas10) | 43.24 | 93% | 2015-12-01 |
22705. | SUBHA (subhadip) | 43.23 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
22706. | Mathisyu (mathisyu) | 43.23 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
22707. | CR7 BETTER (22bakern) | 43.23 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
22708. | Chatchanunt (synjeer) | 43.22 | 94% | 2023-06-18 |
22709. | Christina (omqchristi) | 43.21 | 94% | 2018-06-01 |
22710. | Michael (frashking) | 43.20 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
22711. | Gleb (gsavchenko) | 43.19 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
22712. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 43.19 | 91% | 2016-02-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |