As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10927. | tstats[aayush_619] (aayush_... | 78.38 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
10928. | André (slamy) | 78.38 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
10929. | Sam (yaboisam_) | 78.38 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
10930. | Krana (krana) | 78.38 | 96.1% | 2021-02-07 |
10931. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
10932. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
10933. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
10934. | beroo (_nwahz) | 78.37 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
10935. | Alex (alexraw) | 78.37 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
10936. | gary (backjisceglia) | 78.37 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
10937. | T (raket124) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
10938. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 78.37 | 93% | 2016-02-09 |
10939. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 78.36 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
10940. | Derek (derekcfop) | 78.36 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
10941. | Sean (seantronathon) | 78.36 | 94% | 2015-09-05 |
10942. | INDIA (haider_india) | 78.36 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
10943. | Sim (simron_) | 78.35 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
10944. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 78.35 | 96% | 2015-12-27 |
10945. | Juice (4804210474) | 78.35 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
10946. | Andrija (murinkos) | 78.34 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
10947. | forever_extinct (forever_ex... | 78.34 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
10948. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 78.34 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
10949. | michael (localls) | 78.34 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
10950. | ggzor (ggzor) | 78.34 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
10951. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 78.34 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
10952. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 78.34 | 96% | 2016-04-16 |
10953. | AloneStranger (yasdf007) | 78.33 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
10954. | Hayden (yunvlol) | 78.33 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
10955. | Ariaz (ariaz) | 78.33 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
10956. | Jag (jaguhan) | 78.33 | 97% | 2016-01-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |