The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6711. | sssss (sprit) | 96.80 | 98% | 2012-04-22 |
6712. | Thomas (okaytom) | 96.80 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
6713. | Azog (mrhunter) | 96.79 | 100% | 2016-01-19 |
6714. | Vince (garg26) | 96.79 | 98% | 2014-04-15 |
6715. | B (peachlol) | 96.78 | 96% | 2013-10-04 |
6716. | Charters (gloryglory) | 96.77 | 96% | 2013-01-13 |
6717. | Volyando (kodokswag) | 96.77 | 95% | 2015-12-23 |
6718. | boogerking (boogerking) | 96.77 | 92% | 2013-05-30 |
6719. | Adam (eidolons) | 96.77 | — | 2008-12-28 |
6720. | Super (superphantomuser) | 96.76 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
6721. | Josh (joshindahood) | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
6722. | ascjoy (ascjoy) | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
6723. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 96.76 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
6724. | Paul (___paul___) | 96.75 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
6725. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 96.75 | 93% | 2017-05-21 |
6726. | tstats[mdsunny2299] (mdsunn... | 96.75 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
6727. | hugo ツ AZERTY enjoyer (ex... | 96.74 | 96.6% | 2023-10-07 |
6728. | Zoheb (blackeaglejs) | 96.74 | 96% | 2012-04-16 |
6729. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 96.74 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
6730. | John (soulsforhire) | 96.74 | 95% | 2014-12-11 |
6731. | Vincent (xmaru) | 96.73 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
6732. | Killa (killastorm1000) | 96.72 | 93% | 2012-09-15 |
6733. | Cadi (cadihd) | 96.72 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
6734. | Vishal (vishvish) | 96.72 | 92% | 2017-05-14 |
6735. | RIP Reckful (kingsulley) | 96.72 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
6736. | Jeremy (neargood) | 96.71 | 93% | 2012-11-01 |
6737. | ScooZ (scoozeh) | 96.71 | — | 2009-10-13 |
6738. | biotox (biotoxz) | 96.70 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
6739. | Sammy (sammyf) | 96.70 | 95% | 2012-04-19 |
6740. | MiB (meninblack) | 96.70 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |