So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18188. | Leonardo Da Vinci Carlo (ld... | 70.25 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
18189. | Ritam (bubka42) | 70.24 | 95% | 2016-03-19 |
18190. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 70.24 | 93.9% | 2023-10-16 |
18191. | Princess (painini_) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
18192. | han (han_) | 70.24 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
18193. | Michael (kainseth) | 70.24 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
18194. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 70.24 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
18195. | Oliver (ollciso) | 70.24 | 93% | 2016-03-24 |
18196. | Alec (rshackleford93) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
18197. | Patrick (patrickstar13) | 70.24 | 91% | 2015-03-08 |
18198. | KOREA AH AH (jacksonian) | 70.24 | — | 2011-02-14 |
18199. | Drake (drakebott) | 70.23 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
18200. | Trung (trunga0) | 70.23 | 92% | 2014-04-21 |
18201. | Neeraj (neerajnkk) | 70.23 | 97% | 2014-03-01 |
18202. | Max (thexa4) | 70.23 | — | 2008-11-12 |
18203. | Dr. Laps (gtraballo) | 70.23 | 90% | 2015-03-16 |
18204. | squirrel (squirrelpro) | 70.22 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
18205. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 70.22 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
18206. | Wilson (thewilson) | 70.22 | 92% | 2016-07-15 |
18207. | Alex (mindstormscreator) | 70.22 | 94% | 2013-04-14 |
18208. | Eden (carreras) | 70.22 | 97% | 2011-11-22 |
18209. | Zhaux (zhaux) | 70.21 | 85% | 2014-03-23 |
18210. | Japesh (jazz_typer) | 70.21 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
18211. | mat (wehtam) | 70.21 | 94% | 2017-12-18 |
18212. | Janus (figit) | 70.21 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
18213. | ENLIGHTENED MAC USER (tedty... | 70.21 | 95% | 2022-01-26 |
18214. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 70.21 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
18215. | D.k. (kumardeep22) | 70.21 | — | 2010-02-25 |
18216. | King M - The King Rules....... | 70.21 | — | 2009-04-22 |
18217. | dare (dare) | 70.21 | — | 2009-06-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |