So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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24345. | g (ggesta) | 60.17 | — | 2009-11-03 |
24346. | Karen (athenasowl78) | 60.17 | 95% | 2011-05-20 |
24347. | Mithun (mithu16_2001) | 60.16 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
24348. | DDC (ddcdalamance) | 60.16 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
24349. | Minh (triminh966) | 60.16 | 92% | 2013-08-14 |
24350. | Dennis (droppies) | 60.16 | 95% | 2017-08-02 |
24351. | Samantha (bradswifey2010) | 60.16 | 94% | 2012-08-30 |
24352. | Aleksa (zdravce988) | 60.15 | 94% | 2016-04-19 |
24353. | Tom (tom1110) | 60.15 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
24354. | im bored (googooalp) | 60.15 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
24355. | Yvonne (yvonnen) | 60.15 | 93% | 2011-05-18 |
24356. | ccu (cuhlig) | 60.14 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
24357. | Anthony (chapanya1) | 60.14 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
24358. | Garubles (themoistseacow) | 60.14 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
24359. | infinite (infinite_wotah) | 60.14 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
24360. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 60.14 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
24361. | thmd (thmd) | 60.13 | 94% | 2023-09-24 |
24362. | kekw (propann) | 60.13 | 95% | 2017-07-23 |
24363. | Thor (thorern00) | 60.13 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
24364. | morne (morneode) | 60.13 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
24365. | Carlo (carlofernandez) | 60.13 | 95% | 2022-07-02 |
24366. | mrv (mrv0301) | 60.13 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
24367. | Niklas (niklasfi) | 60.13 | — | 2009-08-19 |
24368. | Aries (ariesstyle) | 60.13 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
24369. | Christopher (yammayammatoot) | 60.12 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
24370. | Dreamside (dreamside0010) | 60.12 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
24371. | Cheez (cheez78) | 60.12 | 94% | 2023-03-12 |
24372. | z (zthien) | 60.12 | — | 2008-11-02 |
24373. | cley (cley) | 60.12 | 93% | 2012-11-28 |
24374. | miniowl (miniowl) | 60.12 | — | 2010-09-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |