As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18659. | gujjar (gujjarji) | 58.76 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
18660. | Angie (angelinateodosieva) | 58.76 | 97% | 2015-10-22 |
18661. | AmirMohammad (amirmohammad2... | 58.75 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
18662. | Will (qutipe) | 58.75 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
18663. | Alexander (valentiay) | 58.75 | 94% | 2017-11-29 |
18664. | Carlos (zhurreyph) | 58.75 | 93% | 2018-10-12 |
18665. | Alberto (nurdle) | 58.74 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
18666. | Cuong (qt1003) | 58.74 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
18667. | Sreekar (sreekarsr) | 58.74 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
18668. | Narimus (narimus) | 58.73 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
18669. | Nicholas (nikorosu) | 58.72 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
18670. | Andrew (andrew_fast) | 58.72 | 100% | 2022-12-20 |
18671. | Rahul (endeavour_the_one) | 58.72 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
18672. | Ashwini (powerbloke) | 58.72 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
18673. | Garvit (garvitar) | 58.72 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
18674. | Zester. (jesterdaicha) | 58.72 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
18675. | Supab (home10120) | 58.71 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
18676. | Alex (alex_grav4499) | 58.71 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
18677. | Monika (butternutsquash) | 58.71 | 89% | 2016-08-25 |
18678. | Adam (pooleya19) | 58.70 | 94% | 2017-11-14 |
18679. | Krysrian (hagi) | 58.70 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
18680. | Sebastian (potatohead2020) | 58.69 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
18681. | Jood (jodotypes) | 58.68 | 94% | 2023-09-16 |
18682. | Racer (racer_9) | 58.68 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
18683. | duy (duyswampert) | 58.68 | 94% | 2015-09-13 |
18684. | Shoujikis (sh0ujiki5) | 58.68 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
18685. | Josue (jsevzq) | 58.67 | 94.5% | 2023-12-08 |
18686. | yeyeyeye23 (mr1337blue) | 58.67 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
18687. | Gabe (wiseguy2432) | 58.66 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
18688. | Reuven (reuven_1203) | 58.66 | 95% | 2023-01-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |