As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12459. | Lucian (the_eighth_wonder) | 75.74 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
12460. | dornado (dornado) | 75.74 | 94% | 2024-07-30 |
12461. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 75.74 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
12462. | De Bear (tkbear) | 75.73 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
12463. | Benjamin (benhundos) | 75.73 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
12464. | Brandon (brandon_b) | 75.73 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
12465. | Brodie (d1gging) | 75.73 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
12466. | withan46 (withan46) | 75.72 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
12467. | Hello (julius1331) | 75.72 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
12468. | gaddiel (gaddiel) | 75.72 | 95% | 2015-05-14 |
12469. | AidanThaGod (anonymoushack) | 75.72 | 93% | 2016-02-27 |
12470. | Sasa (saasaa) | 75.71 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
12471. | Yexsys (yexsys) | 75.71 | 95% | 2023-04-02 |
12472. | Effort0208 (effort0208) | 75.71 | 94% | 2016-06-05 |
12473. | Pedro (pelohi) | 75.71 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
12474. | martin (martin642) | 75.70 | 99% | 2022-10-28 |
12475. | Julia (348753021) | 75.69 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
12476. | lost (lostconquest) | 75.69 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
12477. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 75.69 | 96% | 2016-05-28 |
12478. | Karthik (_karthik_jamadagni) | 75.68 | 95% | 2023-09-17 |
12479. | chalantorn (tonchalantron) | 75.68 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
12480. | Nat (nattykmellor) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
12481. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 75.67 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
12482. | Eirik (eireksten) | 75.67 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
12483. | Magnus (moobin) | 75.67 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
12484. | Wang (doubleecao) | 75.67 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
12485. | Vishal Singh Adhikari (vizz... | 75.66 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
12486. | Syein (syein) | 75.66 | 97% | 2017-01-01 |
12487. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 75.66 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
12488. | Damn (dammmson) | 75.66 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |