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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.

—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
12459. Lucian (the_eighth_wonder) 75.74 98% 2022-08-25
12460. dornado (dornado) 75.74 94% 2024-07-30
12461. Szymon (pazdinho_) 75.74 96% 2021-02-24
12462. De Bear (tkbear) 75.73 96% 2021-04-23
12463. Benjamin (benhundos) 75.73 97% 2021-07-23
12464. Brandon (brandon_b) 75.73 97% 2021-10-25
12465. Brodie (d1gging) 75.73 96% 2021-01-05
12466. withan46 (withan46) 75.72 97% 2022-11-18
12467. Hello (julius1331) 75.72 97% 2019-10-07
12468. gaddiel (gaddiel) 75.72 95% 2015-05-14
12469. AidanThaGod (anonymoushack) 75.72 93% 2016-02-27
12470. Sasa (saasaa) 75.71 97% 2024-04-07
12471. Yexsys (yexsys) 75.71 95% 2023-04-02
12472. Effort0208 (effort0208) 75.71 94% 2016-06-05
12473. Pedro (pelohi) 75.71 95% 2018-09-20
12474. martin (martin642) 75.70 99% 2022-10-28
12475. Julia (348753021) 75.69 96% 2018-01-29
12476. lost (lostconquest) 75.69 94% 2015-05-06
12477. Jonathan (bubbler123) 75.69 96% 2016-05-28
12478. Karthik (_karthik_jamadagni) 75.68 95% 2023-09-17
12479. chalantorn (tonchalantron) 75.68 98% 2022-02-02
12480. Nat (nattykmellor) 75.67 96% 2022-03-31
12481. vaibhav (vaibhav6996) 75.67 97% 2023-08-14
12482. Eirik (eireksten) 75.67 96% 2016-01-21
12483. Magnus (moobin) 75.67 98% 2018-10-11
12484. Wang (doubleecao) 75.67 95% 2017-02-17
12485. Vishal Singh Adhikari (vizz... 75.66 98% 2022-02-24
12486. Syein (syein) 75.66 97% 2017-01-01
12487. Jazz (jazzfunk37) 75.66 96% 2022-06-11
12488. Damn (dammmson) 75.66 96% 2018-05-16

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 46,311 80.91 April 3, 2015
Long Texts 123 84.76 December 30, 2016
Instant Death Mode 29 93.31 February 19, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 2 63.08 May 30, 2021