So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9715. | Jon (treantprotector) | 85.73 | 93% | 2013-02-21 |
9716. | Bo (cheeseburger) | 85.73 | — | 2009-03-19 |
9717. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 85.72 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
9718. | Maxwell (goatmaxwelln) | 85.71 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
9719. | ItsMe2314 (itsme2314) | 85.71 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
9720. | Michael (punkkoala) | 85.71 | 96% | 2016-01-23 |
9721. | Khun (khundang02) | 85.71 | 91% | 2013-06-23 |
9722. | Tom (foux) | 85.70 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
9723. | Kyle (modanno) | 85.70 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
9724. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 85.70 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
9725. | Jay (yaywho) | 85.69 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
9726. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 85.69 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
9727. | Luis (duelistone) | 85.69 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
9728. | Zgjim (zgjim) | 85.69 | — | 2010-11-15 |
9729. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 85.69 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
9730. | Cara (clmcwilliams) | 85.69 | — | 2009-09-22 |
9731. | jisi (coldstixx) | 85.68 | 95% | 2016-04-23 |
9732. | eZson (foliuss) | 85.68 | 94% | 2011-12-26 |
9733. | Slayers (slayersofdiablo) | 85.68 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
9734. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 85.68 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
9735. | Caddar (caddar) | 85.68 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
9736. | Lara (goddess_111) | 85.68 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
9737. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 85.68 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
9738. | Josh (josh_rowlette) | 85.68 | 94% | 2012-12-12 |
9739. | K (kxiang) | 85.68 | 88% | 2014-03-08 |
9740. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 85.68 | 95% | 2017-03-25 |
9741. | Ilker (ilkermutlu) | 85.68 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
9742. | Edgar (edgar_elevado_jr_usm) | 85.67 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
9743. | Absolut (rluyen) | 85.67 | 98% | 2014-07-14 |
9744. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 85.67 | 92% | 2016-01-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |