Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1046. | rilee_h443 (rilee_h443) | 91.85 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
1047. | Mitchell (mpatt1012) | 91.85 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
1048. | Jake (archangel87) | 91.83 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
1049. | tstats[lapakatapulta] (lapa... | 91.83 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
1050. | Bob (rayell) | 91.83 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
1051. | (shinobukocho) | 91.82 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
1052. | Juan (breadaf) | 91.81 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
1053. | Ahmed (nesbmido) | 91.81 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
1054. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 91.81 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
1055. | Drey (ellendren) | 91.78 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
1056. | Chelsea (gakejyllenhaal) | 91.77 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
1057. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 91.77 | 99% | 2019-03-26 |
1058. | 0 (gochoo) | 91.75 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
1059. | Andeh (calluxdapotato) | 91.73 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
1060. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 91.73 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
1061. | rahmu (rahmu) | 91.69 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
1062. | jan Mase (brasidas422) | 91.68 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
1063. | ivᅠonᅠutube (unreaii) | 91.68 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
1064. | Al (ragnaroksedge) | 91.66 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
1065. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 91.65 | 99% | 2020-08-23 |
1066. | Bob (checkmate123) | 91.64 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
1067. | Dig (digbo) | 91.62 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
1068. | tstats[sglavacreeper] (sgla... | 91.62 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
1069. | kweg (kweg) | 91.59 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
1070. | Edgey (tedge) | 91.58 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
1071. | Toler (dimsun) | 91.57 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
1072. | Bling (noupdate) | 91.56 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
1073. | Pedro (timboly3) | 91.53 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
1074. | Hah (verdaderopan) | 91.51 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
1075. | Mahdi (idham00) | 91.48 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |