So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17454. | Yoonsik (songcraft) | 71.42 | 95% | 2017-05-11 |
17455. | Greatesterick (greatestguy) | 71.42 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
17456. | hockpond (hockpond) | 71.42 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
17457. | Ben (eeee) | 71.42 | — | 2008-12-07 |
17458. | King JF (foongtastic) | 71.41 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
17459. | Hugi (hugi97) | 71.41 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
17460. | Dalton (daltonspear) | 71.41 | — | 2010-03-11 |
17461. | Asad (don_t) | 71.41 | 91% | 2013-01-08 |
17462. | Jason (ultimatehumungousaur) | 71.40 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
17463. | (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆* ... | 71.40 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
17464. | tyler (tkirchner97) | 71.40 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
17465. | Ben (bentontypesfast) | 71.40 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
17466. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 71.40 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
17467. | aaa (bombuff) | 71.40 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
17468. | Fadhil (qazsxdcfv) | 71.40 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
17469. | V (veep) | 71.40 | — | 2010-04-05 |
17470. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 71.39 | 91% | 2011-08-01 |
17471. | Razor (razorsharpz) | 71.39 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
17472. | Haru (harubao) | 71.39 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
17473. | Rishat (bojack) | 71.39 | 98% | 2016-01-08 |
17474. | Ryan (laitro) | 71.39 | 93% | 2013-03-21 |
17475. | I don't understand how pro ... | 71.39 | 96% | 2012-09-06 |
17476. | Victor (erick45642) | 71.38 | 95% | 2023-09-30 |
17477. | Marco (rxmarko) | 71.38 | 92% | 2013-10-26 |
17478. | Hello (hellochips) | 71.38 | — | 2009-04-18 |
17479. | Datucis (datucis) | 71.38 | 90% | 2015-09-22 |
17480. | Anthony (burner15) | 71.38 | 96% | 2012-04-20 |
17481. | Isaac (saacology) | 71.37 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
17482. | baby (babyshadow) | 71.37 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
17483. | Rahul (rahulburrito) | 71.37 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |