The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8667. | F (veneda24) | 91.54 | 87% | 2017-01-19 |
8668. | Sureka (hs29590) | 91.54 | 92% | 2015-03-19 |
8669. | player (writer35) | 91.54 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
8670. | Alex (snowmen777) | 91.54 | 98% | 2014-07-07 |
8671. | Marc (marcjuh) | 91.53 | 96% | 2013-05-05 |
8672. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 91.53 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
8673. | Todd (toddey65) | 91.53 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
8674. | Albs (albuseinstein) | 91.52 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
8675. | Kailan (kailan) | 91.52 | 97% | 2013-05-16 |
8676. | Praveen (kprav33n) | 91.52 | 98% | 2014-05-15 |
8677. | Kevan (kevan) | 91.52 | — | 2009-08-21 |
8678. | Miguel (mremperus) | 91.51 | 89% | 2012-02-23 |
8679. | Trevor (beckhams) | 91.51 | 97% | 2015-09-11 |
8680. | Alex. (forger) | 91.51 | 96% | 2014-06-26 |
8681. | Sarah (sirbubbydeloncre) | 91.50 | 92% | 2013-06-14 |
8682. | Chris (stone500) | 91.50 | 99% | 2013-02-28 |
8683. | 6kg rat (6kg_rat) | 91.49 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
8684. | Alan (bluewizzy) | 91.49 | — | 2010-12-21 |
8685. | Xul (xul1) | 91.49 | — | 2010-08-23 |
8686. | Somebody (somebody) | 91.49 | — | 2008-09-05 |
8687. | Warren (berkshire) | 91.49 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
8688. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 91.49 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
8689. | Chris (nasageek) | 91.48 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
8690. | Sid (pokecrater1) | 91.48 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
8691. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 91.48 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
8692. | Jerry (jub3r7) | 91.48 | 91% | 2013-05-03 |
8693. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 91.47 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
8694. | Max (philosophynerd) | 91.47 | — | 2010-12-17 |
8695. | Tony (potential) | 91.47 | — | 2009-10-18 |
8696. | umaibou (umaibou) | 91.47 | 97% | 2013-06-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |