I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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815. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 92.98 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
816. | sytzez (sytzez) | 92.98 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
817. | ed (edwardb) | 92.88 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
818. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 92.84 | 96% | 2024-04-23 |
819. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 92.84 | 97% | 2023-09-30 |
820. | Star (starfire0001) | 92.81 | 98% | 2023-11-16 |
821. | Tornike (neelazviadi) | 92.72 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
822. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 92.71 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
823. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 92.67 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
824. | Dabelnedy (dabel) | 92.65 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
825. | kamarel (k0ri) | 92.62 | 97% | 2023-12-03 |
826. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 92.59 | 98% | 2024-04-21 |
827. | gost (akasyh) | 92.53 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
828. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 92.53 | 99% | 2024-03-04 |
829. | Joshua (raizee) | 92.52 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
830. | day (thedvoraktypist) | 92.51 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
831. | blob (blobery) | 92.47 | 97.7% | 2023-10-07 |
832. | Jake (pablojoseidk) | 92.42 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
833. | Fernando (doctornutria) | 92.39 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
834. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 92.39 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
835. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 92.34 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
836. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
837. | progoo (progoo) | 92.29 | 97% | 2024-02-04 |
838. | (-_-) (bvw400) | 92.27 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
839. | griV (griv) | 92.26 | 97.5% | 2023-12-10 |
840. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 92.26 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
841. | Kevin (yurts) | 92.25 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
842. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 92.24 | 97% | 2023-11-27 |
843. | Brian (bgan) | 92.20 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
844. | Laurence (laurence42) | 92.20 | 97.2% | 2023-09-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |