The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5372. | praks (praks01) | 101.09 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
5373. | Comrade (allthuser) | 101.08 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
5374. | Adam (watto) | 101.07 | — | 2010-03-02 |
5375. | Kneena (hercule) | 101.07 | 97% | 2013-01-31 |
5376. | Lord (planta) | 101.07 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
5377. | SlowestInternetHere (theslo... | 101.06 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
5378. | Monotone (tehbryster) | 101.05 | 93% | 2016-10-16 |
5379. | Jeff (hodginsje) | 101.04 | 94% | 2013-07-29 |
5380. | x (managerhwang) | 101.04 | 86% | 2016-03-25 |
5381. | Purple (chichaca) | 101.03 | 97% | 2012-09-03 |
5382. | tehmbot (timu) | 101.02 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
5383. | starper (starper) | 101.02 | 96% | 2012-03-20 |
5384. | ernest#4946 (ernestleong03) | 101.02 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
5385. | Ninfia (ninfia) | 101.01 | 95% | 2014-12-05 |
5386. | akun15 (vertikal888) | 101.01 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
5387. | (psyhackological) | 101.01 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
5388. | Blefas (blefas9) | 101.00 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
5389. | j (jbooster) | 101.00 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
5390. | Hotball (hotball) | 100.99 | — | 2010-09-03 |
5391. | milk (milk1000) | 100.99 | 98% | 2013-06-11 |
5392. | Macho (iammacho) | 100.99 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
5393. | Edward (xanthicml) | 100.99 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
5394. | Louis (god_louis) | 100.98 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
5395. | Death Metal (deathmetal) | 100.97 | — | 2010-08-18 |
5396. | Tamber (tamber) | 100.97 | — | 2010-04-01 |
5397. | Stephan (stephan93) | 100.97 | — | 2010-11-19 |
5398. | Alex (aqin24) | 100.97 | 97% | 2017-05-10 |
5399. | Me (nilers) | 100.96 | 96% | 2017-02-03 |
5400. | Mike (mike_dvorak) | 100.96 | 96% | 2013-06-30 |
5401. | Me (justme196) | 100.96 | 97% | 2015-03-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |