So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9984. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 85.18 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
9985. | Mathew (dna44) | 85.18 | 92% | 2014-05-19 |
9986. | tbodt (tbodt) | 85.18 | 90% | 2017-02-19 |
9987. | Klaus (klaus) | 85.18 | — | 2008-12-07 |
9988. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 85.17 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
9989. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 85.17 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
9990. | G (squasy) | 85.17 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
9991. | relak (nxthann) | 85.17 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
9992. | n (vituperative1) | 85.17 | 95% | 2020-04-29 |
9993. | Augheer (augheer) | 85.17 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
9994. | Tony (xmlxknight) | 85.17 | 97% | 2011-10-11 |
9995. | v-tec (vtec_kicked_in) | 85.16 | 97% | 2015-09-07 |
9996. | Invis (invis_lurker) | 85.16 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
9997. | Charlie (thecharlie) | 85.16 | — | 2008-08-19 |
9998. | BRUUTAL (bruutal) | 85.16 | 94% | 2012-09-17 |
9999. | flo (jsl1990) | 85.16 | — | 2009-11-28 |
10000. | Buchmum (bqmn) | 85.15 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
10001. | hehe (blazeclash) | 85.15 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
10002. | Soul (soulapple) | 85.15 | — | 2009-01-07 |
10003. | colin (colinx69) | 85.14 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
10004. | delfan (delfaaan) | 85.14 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
10005. | Victor (victorsaurus) | 85.14 | 97% | 2018-03-21 |
10006. | Jacob (near) | 85.14 | — | 2008-10-08 |
10007. | Amy (klibberfish) | 85.14 | 89% | 2013-05-27 |
10008. | Wez (kalq) | 85.14 | 95% | 2011-12-10 |
10009. | tstats[yungskrunt] (yungskr... | 85.13 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
10010. | Ryan Vanderlois (chickenlil... | 85.13 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
10011. | Fons (fonsie89) | 85.13 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
10012. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 85.13 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
10013. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 85.12 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |