As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12693. | Jason (zidea) | 73.82 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
12694. | Acama (acama) | 73.82 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
12695. | Lastre (lastre) | 73.82 | 97% | 2017-01-11 |
12696. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 73.82 | 98% | 2015-06-23 |
12697. | rajiun (rajiun) | 73.81 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
12698. | matt (takatoasti) | 73.81 | 96% | 2019-06-02 |
12699. | Dino (_dino_) | 73.81 | 100% | 2019-12-31 |
12700. | nzwi (nzwi) | 73.81 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
12701. | Gregorio (dervock) | 73.81 | 94% | 2017-03-27 |
12702. | Mick (_mickey_) | 73.80 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
12703. | Faizan (faizanbhait) | 73.80 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
12704. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 73.80 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
12705. | Anand (itsmeraj___) | 73.80 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
12706. | Victor (vicvic99) | 73.80 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
12707. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 73.80 | 95% | 2022-02-21 |
12708. | John (buzat12) | 73.80 | 92% | 2016-06-24 |
12709. | Arthur (zarth) | 73.79 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
12710. | George (geobro72898) | 73.79 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
12711. | Rey (reymal) | 73.79 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
12712. | Henrik (blackcap) | 73.79 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
12713. | Hade (hadze7) | 73.78 | 92% | 2016-12-23 |
12714. | Carlos (meditating) | 73.78 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
12715. | Jeffrey (deuce1196) | 73.78 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
12716. | Andrew (treeloop) | 73.78 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
12717. | Manu (manumohan05) | 73.78 | 100% | 2020-11-13 |
12718. | Brian (malachi77) | 73.78 | 96% | 2016-11-29 |
12719. | Thomas (thomas70) | 73.78 | 98% | 2017-03-20 |
12720. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 73.77 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
12721. | Suppakorn (guearth) | 73.77 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
12722. | yuki (uwuki) | 73.77 | 95% | 2023-10-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |