As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22322. | And (anitadmhrn) | 45.57 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
22323. | panicking (mohamedzarif) | 45.56 | 94% | 2018-02-14 |
22324. | sheng (shengdudie) | 45.56 | 95% | 2015-07-24 |
22325. | Rain (u96e8) | 45.55 | 96% | 2017-03-25 |
22326. | 🍕 (neeck) | 45.54 | 91% | 2016-10-28 |
22327. | BubbaC (bubbac) | 45.54 | 93% | 2021-01-24 |
22328. | gegg (guy_sama) | 45.54 | 92% | 2020-11-25 |
22329. | Kieron (kierdee) | 45.52 | 93% | 2021-03-30 |
22330. | Shaishav (shaishav) | 45.51 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
22331. | Nakoa Blue (goldtiger7) | 45.51 | 99% | 2020-04-22 |
22332. | 💗 Spike💗 (vignesh12) | 45.51 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
22333. | Rahim (rahim_2003) | 45.50 | 93% | 2022-10-01 |
22334. | Bakai (bakaym23) | 45.50 | 94% | 2020-04-26 |
22335. | Pronay (pronay) | 45.50 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
22336. | Thomas (rockslide) | 45.49 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
22337. | Noman (monkeywarrior1334) | 45.49 | 95% | 2022-10-01 |
22338. | BR3ND4N (bjlaughs) | 45.48 | 88% | 2016-03-11 |
22339. | kdjaiel (nobody42) | 45.48 | 93% | 2022-02-22 |
22340. | Nik (nik91) | 45.47 | 92% | 2021-03-14 |
22341. | Tomppa (_tomppa7_) | 45.44 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
22342. | Swap (swap12875) | 45.44 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
22343. | aldrin (h3leo) | 45.44 | 95% | 2020-03-09 |
22344. | Duke (duke_cuckington69) | 45.43 | 91% | 2021-07-14 |
22345. | Joel (bilbo922) | 45.43 | 98% | 2016-11-04 |
22346. | AAA (tadpole_person) | 45.40 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
22347. | Emmanuel (ciscoswags) | 45.40 | 89% | 2016-08-17 |
22348. | TOAN (duc966) | 45.39 | 94% | 2021-08-31 |
22349. | Phil (gunner_shents) | 45.39 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
22350. | Esmael (esmael_) | 45.39 | 92% | 2022-10-29 |
22351. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 45.38 | 94% | 2019-09-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |