I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1011. | bray (sexhaver25) | 88.81 | 97.1% | 2024-05-11 |
1012. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 88.78 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
1013. | Nat (nat221b) | 88.73 | 96% | 2023-08-16 |
1014. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 88.73 | 95% | 2024-04-30 |
1015. | Rav (impaledbison) | 88.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-14 |
1016. | andy (rainmaker123) | 88.69 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
1017. | tstats[chikster999] (chikst... | 88.67 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
1018. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 88.63 | 96% | 2024-05-14 |
1019. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 88.62 | 96% | 2024-04-19 |
1020. | Sohei (sohei) | 88.60 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
1021. | Matt (buckayow) | 88.54 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
1022. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 88.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-22 |
1023. | Fard12 (aaakribane131) | 88.40 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
1024. | Dak (dokato) | 88.40 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
1025. | Feiran (taofifi11) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
1026. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 88.37 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
1027. | Takatakatakatypetypetypetak... | 88.33 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
1028. | MRLIAUW (mrliauw) | 88.32 | 96.1% | 2024-02-20 |
1029. | tutnek (tutnek) | 88.32 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
1030. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 88.31 | 98% | 2024-05-12 |
1031. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 88.29 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
1032. | Austin (135792468) | 88.25 | 97.9% | 2024-01-07 |
1033. | K1erz (k13rz) | 88.22 | 97.1% | 2023-10-30 |
1034. | akleks (munkedunk123) | 88.22 | 96% | 2024-04-07 |
1035. | Gegug (gegug) | 88.15 | 96.3% | 2023-09-22 |
1036. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 88.15 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
1037. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 88.13 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
1038. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 88.10 | 96.2% | 2023-12-26 |
1039. | Luke (lukejw99) | 88.09 | 97.9% | 2024-04-16 |
1040. | Dextro (dextroaim) | 88.03 | 96% | 2024-02-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |