As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15629. | Hassaan (hassaan0180) | 66.67 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
15630. | Finite Automaton (jerry_nyae) | 66.67 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
15631. | tstats[liteyagimi] (liteyag... | 66.66 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
15632. | Winner (bigwinnz101) | 66.66 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
15633. | B3K (corsairshadow) | 66.66 | 97% | 2017-03-02 |
15634. | Brainaic (brainaic) | 66.66 | 94% | 2017-03-15 |
15635. | s'gettifingers (spaghetti_f... | 66.65 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
15636. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 66.65 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
15637. | PRINCE (pk226894) | 66.65 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
15638. | Jakub (screamblue) | 66.65 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
15639. | Josh (sinkadink) | 66.65 | 86% | 2016-02-28 |
15640. | Rob (rob9) | 66.65 | 87% | 2015-08-12 |
15641. | Oliver (beepbopped) | 66.64 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
15642. | Fury (sponsoredbyvisa) | 66.64 | 93% | 2016-07-13 |
15643. | Omkar (omkar_12) | 66.63 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
15644. | ricky (rickysingh2004) | 66.63 | 99% | 2015-04-10 |
15645. | Dimitri (snifflingmoon) | 66.62 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
15646. | For race msg 918447480274 (... | 66.62 | 98% | 2024-04-20 |
15647. | Shadow (ultrashadow787) | 66.62 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
15648. | Timato (timato24) | 66.62 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
15649. | uracra (uracra) | 66.62 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
15650. | ಠ▄ಠ (bettermichael) | 66.62 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
15651. | . (daringport) | 66.61 | 95% | 2022-10-03 |
15652. | killua1222 (killua1222) | 66.61 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
15653. | James (yams_12) | 66.61 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
15654. | jirafey (jirafey) | 66.61 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
15655. | Felipe (felipekde) | 66.61 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
15656. | Ashraful (the_mover) | 66.60 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
15657. | Chario (chario) | 66.60 | 94% | 2020-04-11 |
15658. | Joseph (jdog_ld) | 66.60 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |