As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7607. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 87.51 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
7608. | Felipe Dvorak (ahura) | 87.51 | 88% | 2015-04-07 |
7609. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 87.50 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
7610. | Samuel (samtsullivan) | 87.50 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
7611. | Bad (iwillgetbetterattyping) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
7612. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
7613. | Enosh (watahec) | 87.49 | 98% | 2024-06-13 |
7614. | Sam (sommeldb) | 87.49 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
7615. | Simon (tartanllama) | 87.49 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
7616. | Justin (jjallday13) | 87.49 | 91% | 2016-06-25 |
7617. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 87.49 | 99% | 2018-02-25 |
7618. | Jordan (veyzh) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
7619. | yemeni (rolantis) | 87.48 | 96.2% | 2023-10-01 |
7620. | Acetaminophen (savirbaas) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
7621. | AGreenFruit (thederpyavocado) | 87.48 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
7622. | Adam (borasz) | 87.48 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
7623. | Mayara (marezita) | 87.47 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
7624. | Belden (belden_keren) | 87.47 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
7625. | Eajno (eajno) | 87.47 | 95% | 2015-10-10 |
7626. | Trent (ahurazor) | 87.46 | 99% | 2024-06-05 |
7627. | Rachel (rayellen) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
7628. | Airdan (asianfriess) | 87.46 | 96.2% | 2023-11-03 |
7629. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 87.46 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
7630. | Maple (maplesyrup789) | 87.46 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
7631. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
7632. | Plebber (plebber_typing) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
7633. | albert (csnake) | 87.45 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
7634. | Filip (sodic) | 87.45 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
7635. | Tuan (hbluu) | 87.45 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
7636. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 87.45 | 100% | 2017-07-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |