The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4949. | Deceime (applebabycare) | 102.69 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
4950. | Jorgle (jorgleframpleton) | 102.68 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
4951. | suiso (suisosan) | 102.66 | 94% | 2015-11-01 |
4952. | Dylan (cherrycoke33) | 102.64 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
4953. | King Spider Ψ (mrlust) | 102.63 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
4954. | Lane (laneondvorak) | 102.62 | 94% | 2022-07-03 |
4955. | Kristjan (krissimoney) | 102.62 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
4956. | choco (chocolateblocks) | 102.62 | 98.1% | 2021-02-06 |
4957. | Cameron (cjprocket) | 102.62 | 94% | 2014-08-30 |
4958. | E (mosanbrick) | 102.62 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
4959. | Serena (ohserenadotcom) | 102.62 | — | 2008-09-28 |
4960. | Cheung (cheung) | 102.61 | — | 2011-03-24 |
4961. | Hunter (huntertyler) | 102.61 | — | 2011-04-29 |
4962. | t2fast4u (t2fast4u) | 102.61 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
4963. | Bertil (chariatos) | 102.61 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
4964. | Zi (zdry) | 102.61 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
4965. | Fox (slowlightning) | 102.59 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
4966. | Jordan (jordanthecat) | 102.59 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
4967. | bzn (beeznees) | 102.59 | 98% | 2011-10-01 |
4968. | khearn (khearn) | 102.59 | 97% | 2012-05-09 |
4969. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 102.59 | 98% | 2013-10-26 |
4970. | Chandler (cjprice) | 102.59 | 97% | 2014-08-11 |
4971. | Asad (system3142) | 102.58 | — | 2011-04-12 |
4972. | dat (xeochron) | 102.58 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
4973. | x (zzoom) | 102.58 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
4974. | Duck (bonbion) | 102.57 | 94% | 2015-03-31 |
4975. | R (rtleo) | 102.56 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
4976. | Isaac (inied) | 102.56 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
4977. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 102.55 | 100% | 2015-01-02 |
4978. | Jonas (enfisk) | 102.55 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |