So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
4219. | David (2mill) | 101.77 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
4220. | SH (kej12080) | 101.77 | 98% | 2015-09-14 |
4221. | Matt (matt05092011) | 101.77 | 100% | 2011-09-14 |
4222. | Emilio (simpaaa) | 101.77 | 94% | 2014-12-21 |
4223. | Free Palestine (alakazaifa) | 101.76 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
4224. | rock_hat (glitchscott) | 101.76 | 97% | 2015-03-04 |
4225. | Renju (renju467) | 101.75 | 95% | 2019-12-27 |
4226. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 101.75 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
4227. | Sophie (buzzspark) | 101.74 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
4228. | Antonius (instanton) | 101.74 | 97% | 2014-04-29 |
4229. | Yelov (multizymeth) | 101.74 | 99% | 2018-08-28 |
4230. | Lack (lackhammer) | 101.73 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
4231. | David (zoltaea) | 101.73 | 88% | 2015-09-27 |
4232. | Patrik (isei) | 101.73 | — | 2009-04-28 |
4233. | Niccster (niccster10) | 101.72 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
4234. | =RADULE= (radule) | 101.72 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
4235. | Erik (merkinmeerkats) | 101.70 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
4236. | Eric (guster09) | 101.70 | 94% | 2016-03-28 |
4237. | bzn (beeznees) | 101.70 | — | 2010-09-29 |
4238. | acsim (acsim) | 101.68 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
4239. | Newblesoup (kkanddd) | 101.68 | 95% | 2012-08-16 |
4240. | Josh (ninjo) | 101.68 | 98% | 2013-09-08 |
4241. | nonquitur (nonquitter) | 101.67 | — | 2009-11-21 |
4242. | Penguino (cspenguino) | 101.67 | 95% | 2016-01-09 |
4243. | Kevin (khuang891) | 101.66 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
4244. | augustus (polonius) | 101.66 | 86% | 2013-06-26 |
4245. | Mike (roguecurlybracket) | 101.65 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
4246. | Omar (infus3d) | 101.65 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
4247. | Kevin (kebinh) | 101.65 | 96% | 2014-01-28 |
4248. | Petra (petralala) | 101.65 | 96% | 2014-12-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |