With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 39,372 | 82.89 | August 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 51 | 102.13 | January 9, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
New English Texts | 1 | 103.59 | May 24, 2022 |