As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16178. | mezkal33tO (mezkal33to) | 65.32 | 90% | 2016-01-10 |
16179. | Andy (andy2639le) | 65.31 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
16180. | Jack (spiral64) | 65.31 | 95% | 2016-12-23 |
16181. | Aatu (aatuzzi) | 65.31 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
16182. | kyazz (kyazz) | 65.31 | 93% | 2016-12-12 |
16183. | Camel (bandar314@yahoo.com) | 65.31 | 96% | 2017-07-05 |
16184. | asian (hugeterror) | 65.30 | 93% | 2021-10-18 |
16185. | Jebaited (barered278) | 65.30 | 96% | 2016-09-10 |
16186. | Well (wellmegaracer) | 65.30 | 87% | 2016-05-01 |
16187. | Potsu (potsuletu) | 65.30 | 95% | 2016-12-09 |
16188. | Stas (onixflip) | 65.29 | 94% | 2022-04-04 |
16189. | Бақытжан (baqytjan) | 65.29 | 100% | 2023-08-23 |
16190. | shaeche (shaeche) | 65.29 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
16191. | Pedro (holt0102) | 65.29 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
16192. | Jan (shortext) | 65.29 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
16193. | Jade (thanhchuyen) | 65.29 | 98% | 2015-10-08 |
16194. | Hrant (hrant0) | 65.28 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
16195. | Dominic (kafuffle) | 65.28 | 96% | 2016-05-04 |
16196. | Brett (bca701) | 65.28 | 96% | 2016-04-01 |
16197. | Rock (rockboy2011) | 65.28 | 93% | 2015-07-04 |
16198. | gog (guanquan) | 65.27 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
16199. | H!P! (harsh_patel) | 65.27 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
16200. | ninja (ninja_op) | 65.27 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
16201. | Gio (crookiemonster) | 65.27 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
16202. | Ankit (badankitdubey) | 65.27 | 95% | 2016-07-05 |
16203. | Jasnam (jazzygoesomnom) | 65.26 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
16204. | udo (deep231199) | 65.26 | 94% | 2015-08-11 |
16205. | Issa (kaakaariki) | 65.26 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
16206. | Brayden (azinfoo) | 65.26 | 90% | 2017-03-11 |
16207. | Gibreel (gibreel) | 65.25 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |