As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20435. | Shishir S Arvety (shishir_s) | 53.46 | 93% | 2023-09-03 |
20436. | tractor brain (tractorbrain) | 53.46 | 95% | 2023-09-25 |
20437. | Anand Kumar (anandkumarbaitha) | 53.46 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
20438. | Dabay (dabay) | 53.45 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
20439. | Lam (lamnv) | 53.45 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
20440. | Tommy (toompe) | 53.45 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
20441. | Edvaize (edvaize) | 53.44 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
20442. | Raul (rch231) | 53.44 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
20443. | Abdulelah (hansan) | 53.44 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
20444. | Jimmy (pats4ever68) | 53.43 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
20445. | Rakibul Alam (rakibul9200) | 53.43 | 95% | 2023-07-19 |
20446. | wiewiur (mabix) | 53.43 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
20447. | SH (shrony) | 53.43 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
20448. | RelaxCozy (xxodus999) | 53.43 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
20449. | awais (awaissharif) | 53.43 | 94% | 2017-02-27 |
20450. | Musa (msjahun) | 53.43 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
20451. | Zach (zachstarattack) | 53.42 | 95% | 2018-06-07 |
20452. | Kums (kums_1) | 53.42 | 96.3% | 2021-02-28 |
20453. | kashif (kashifjawed786) | 53.42 | 95% | 2015-11-03 |
20454. | Mazzy (baylon) | 53.42 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
20455. | Jacob (yakubkhon1234) | 53.41 | 94% | 2019-03-28 |
20456. | Anik Roy (anik_the_hunter) | 53.41 | 93% | 2016-11-16 |
20457. | Organsland (organsland) | 53.41 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
20458. | mikey (milkygem) | 53.40 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
20459. | karim (karimadel) | 53.40 | 94.8% | 2023-10-23 |
20460. | Justin (bigpeenerman123) | 53.40 | 94% | 2021-05-14 |
20461. | Soe (eosc) | 53.40 | 91% | 2016-01-27 |
20462. | Me It is Me (master_lova_lova) | 53.39 | 95.8% | 2023-09-21 |
20463. | . (korder7005) | 53.39 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
20464. | Jr (noneofyourbusiness40) | 53.39 | 83% | 2015-05-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |