The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16399. | Gilbert (azulsky085) | 76.83 | 98% | 2013-07-23 |
16400. | Paul (retropixel99) | 76.83 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
16401. | DANIEL (dizo) | 76.83 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
16402. | no17436 (no17436) | 76.83 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
16403. | Athenaithan (pxie7) | 76.83 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
16404. | Splonk (splonk) | 76.82 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
16405. | Neil (neilprime16) | 76.82 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
16406. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 76.82 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
16407. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 76.82 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
16408. | Melvyn (melv012) | 76.82 | 97.2% | 2021-02-08 |
16409. | XD (rolf039) | 76.82 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
16410. | Heemy (heemylo) | 76.82 | 88% | 2016-05-01 |
16411. | Anders (rockfordal) | 76.82 | 87% | 2013-08-09 |
16412. | deck (deckcsgo) | 76.81 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
16413. | Adam (wickedchild) | 76.81 | — | 2010-11-20 |
16414. | ナッティ (nutty7t) | 76.81 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
16415. | Moose (ksmoose) | 76.80 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
16416. | Ben (flashspark) | 76.80 | 90% | 2012-07-30 |
16417. | Ethan (an3223) | 76.80 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
16418. | K (azeth) | 76.80 | 94% | 2016-10-21 |
16419. | Cecil (hesitanthades) | 76.79 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
16420. | Bromgar (bromgar) | 76.79 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
16421. | F5 (phf5) | 76.78 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
16422. | g (madchopper) | 76.78 | 95% | 2011-06-20 |
16423. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 76.77 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
16424. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 76.77 | 96% | 2014-12-08 |
16425. | Henry (rustylimbs) | 76.77 | 90% | 2015-12-16 |
16426. | kim (kmblowe) | 76.77 | — | 2010-04-05 |
16427. | Myxa (47mike47) | 76.76 | 93% | 2013-04-14 |
16428. | Scaramanga (scaramanga) | 76.76 | — | 2010-04-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |