Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5450. | Ashraf (ashraf2) | 46.42 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
5451. | Georgia (fobpatdmcr) | 46.41 | 94% | 2018-04-14 |
5452. | king (kingiikko) | 46.40 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
5453. | Joe (emergency) | 46.40 | 94% | 2018-02-10 |
5454. | DJ (deejayz_) | 46.39 | 94% | 2018-06-15 |
5455. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 46.37 | 92% | 2019-01-05 |
5456. | Qadu Bhai (allma_iqbal_typi... | 46.36 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
5457. | Imambek (imambek) | 46.35 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
5458. | Andy (wah_wah_wah) | 46.32 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
5459. | Ivan (ivanjoh) | 46.28 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
5460. | Den (denisetse) | 46.28 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
5461. | Dob (dobins) | 46.26 | 94% | 2018-09-10 |
5462. | sneha (sneha_1503) | 46.24 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
5463. | Tiago (falconn98) | 46.22 | 93% | 2017-11-13 |
5464. | Miguel (bellcros) | 46.21 | 94% | 2020-12-12 |
5465. | kabir raj (kabir26) | 46.20 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
5466. | ThunderZac (thunderzac) | 46.18 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
5467. | Aymen (aymenabdesselem) | 46.18 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
5468. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 46.18 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
5469. | Patrick (awsomepat) | 46.16 | 92% | 2017-09-25 |
5470. | BeaT (anutorn) | 46.16 | 94% | 2020-08-13 |
5471. | Ajit (raiajit) | 46.16 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
5472. | Roy (royroyking) | 46.12 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
5473. | Yz Fam (yz_fam) | 46.11 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
5474. | Andrei (spykehype) | 46.11 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
5475. | khater (giftedkhater) | 46.09 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
5476. | Magnus (magei00) | 46.07 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
5477. | O_Legendaryy (o_legendaryy) | 46.06 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
5478. | Protik (protiknag) | 46.06 | 94% | 2020-05-30 |
5479. | zarkasi (mozar) | 46.02 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |