So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6015. | kalaset (kalaset) | 95.44 | 96% | 2013-11-23 |
6016. | KGromowski (kiereng) | 95.43 | 98% | 2013-09-07 |
6017. | kemp (tygri) | 95.43 | 97% | 2013-07-05 |
6018. | roy (theelectricmiraclecat) | 95.43 | 91% | 2014-10-25 |
6019. | Curycoo (curycoo) | 95.43 | 98% | 2013-02-10 |
6020. | leonidasxi (awsnvrquit) | 95.42 | 95% | 2017-07-14 |
6021. | Matthew (nohospitality) | 95.41 | 91% | 2015-12-28 |
6022. | Tahir (tahir_iqbal) | 95.41 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
6023. | Michael (mwormley) | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
6024. | Benjamin (blumentopf) | 95.41 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
6025. | pp (tsuxk) | 95.41 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
6026. | Mat-Eo (mat_eo) | 95.41 | 98% | 2012-05-04 |
6027. | ALCIONE (gel4ever) | 95.41 | 97.6% | 2021-02-25 |
6028. | Mercury (handmademercury) | 95.41 | 98% | 2011-06-11 |
6029. | Kevin (zekimar) | 95.40 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
6030. | Tommy (jasonbournee) | 95.40 | 90% | 2016-07-10 |
6031. | Brett (babyringtail) | 95.39 | 97% | 2016-09-21 |
6032. | Superfluke (veganox) | 95.39 | 92% | 2016-02-19 |
6033. | patrickstar505 (patrickstar... | 95.39 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
6034. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 95.39 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
6035. | F. (yrebainahs) | 95.38 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
6036. | Steven (xuqc01) | 95.38 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
6037. | Sean (beahmer) | 95.37 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
6038. | 99ms (99ms) | 95.37 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
6039. | d (grinaghim) | 95.37 | 93% | 2015-07-31 |
6040. | Tona (tona5959) | 95.37 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
6041. | Kevin (superuser_) | 95.36 | 98% | 2011-05-12 |
6042. | Matt (flyingredturtle) | 95.36 | 99% | 2013-06-25 |
6043. | Super (vdanger) | 95.36 | — | 2011-02-25 |
6044. | Rayrayfireball (rayrayfireb... | 95.35 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |