As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3813. | watchdominion.com (leegunner) | 99.99 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
3814. | pogo (pogotf) | 99.99 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
3815. | moltenzephyr (moltenzephyr) | 99.99 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
3816. | Tibi (mt85) | 99.98 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
3817. | dudu (dudu1061) | 99.98 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
3818. | XzXc (xzxc4444) | 99.97 | 99% | 2024-05-16 |
3819. | Ryo (ashida4) | 99.96 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
3820. | Sejleren (jzderulo) | 99.94 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
3821. | cabin (camdcn) | 99.94 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
3822. | Cedar (vibereview) | 99.93 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
3823. | Timelord (snowy478) | 99.93 | 94% | 2016-06-21 |
3824. | Reko (rekoreko) | 99.93 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
3825. | Geeky (yashwantkrishna) | 99.92 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
3826. | pressed (jomsd) | 99.92 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
3827. | Fireworks (henw) | 99.92 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
3828. | Drew (lemminpye) | 99.92 | 97% | 2015-10-29 |
3829. | Devin (devcappy) | 99.91 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
3830. | Sonny (livermoresan) | 99.91 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
3831. | Dal (dalfield) | 99.91 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
3832. | 1 key (awndi) | 99.91 | 98% | 2016-12-03 |
3833. | Zeke (isaacyang25) | 99.90 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
3834. | AngelCaveGTI (angelcavegtio... | 99.90 | 99% | 2022-10-20 |
3835. | (´・ω・`) its ok to b... | 99.89 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
3836. | Blob (blobberyblob) | 99.89 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
3837. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 99.89 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
3838. | TaiwanNumbaOne (baboocrap) | 99.88 | 98% | 2024-02-12 |
3839. | RioDa (bleachinq) | 99.88 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
3840. | A (antykingfish) | 99.88 | 98% | 2017-06-03 |
3841. | Duck (bonbion) | 99.87 | 90% | 2015-04-10 |
3842. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 99.87 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |