As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6936. | qqq (dualofdualisprimal) | 88.90 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
6937. | Julia (julezreid) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
6938. | Koupka (koupka) | 88.89 | 97% | 2023-12-19 |
6939. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
6940. | tryingtoimprove (nepalikto) | 88.88 | 98% | 2024-01-09 |
6941. | Sam (qroshi) | 88.88 | 97.2% | 2024-01-13 |
6942. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 88.88 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
6943. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 88.88 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
6944. | Sal-Kal (sal_kal) | 88.88 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
6945. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 88.88 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
6946. | Cameron (cameronkr) | 88.88 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
6947. | Felipe (aresius) | 88.88 | 100% | 2019-03-17 |
6948. | James (ryyuu) | 88.86 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
6949. | Jared (varmitz1) | 88.86 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
6950. | profrog (profrog) | 88.86 | 98% | 2016-01-29 |
6951. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 88.86 | 95% | 2015-05-09 |
6952. | Colin (blank9167) | 88.85 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
6953. | Paul (bruh1241) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
6954. | Pallav (pallav123goyal) | 88.85 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
6955. | wadezkii (wadezkii) | 88.85 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
6956. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 88.85 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
6957. | alicks (avelexious) | 88.85 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
6958. | matt (that_one_guy178) | 88.84 | 97% | 2024-01-10 |
6959. | sidd (siddvader) | 88.84 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
6960. | Alesy (alesyb) | 88.84 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
6961. | Nalshiga (ecniv) | 88.83 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
6962. | zeeeef (seezylol) | 88.83 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
6963. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 88.83 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
6964. | Michael (yuleahcim) | 88.83 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
6965. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 88.83 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |