Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1875. | Person (relearner) | 81.56 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
1876. | Tidus (tidus402) | 81.54 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
1877. | * (ngong19) | 81.53 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
1878. | Ahri (strylas) | 81.52 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
1879. | Calvin (bigsausage) | 81.51 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
1880. | Emmy (emmanuelle29) | 81.50 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
1881. | andy (rodmc) | 81.48 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
1882. | carleel (menamesringo) | 81.48 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
1883. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 81.47 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
1884. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 81.46 | 95% | 2020-06-23 |
1885. | Ping (pinglam101) | 81.44 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
1886. | Wing (w1ng) | 81.40 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
1887. | Chris (clibonati) | 81.39 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
1888. | Bailey (bgerrardd) | 81.39 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
1889. | Emil (emle10) | 81.38 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
1890. | ChaoticNarcotic (chaotic_na... | 81.35 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
1891. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
1892. | Order (orderadchaos) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
1893. | Joel (easynoob) | 81.33 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
1894. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 81.33 | 94% | 2019-07-13 |
1895. | mv0 (the_oko) | 81.33 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
1896. | Josiah (boomtre) | 81.31 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
1897. | qwerqwerqwerqwerq (fnguyen) | 81.31 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
1898. | v (v___) | 81.30 | 94% | 2020-03-12 |
1899. | twitch.tv/gaulderin (gaulde... | 81.30 | 98% | 2020-08-31 |
1900. | reading is (the_library_is_... | 81.28 | 99% | 2020-11-10 |
1901. | Jacky (liangjack1) | 81.27 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
1902. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 81.25 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
1903. | Kiito (drybones41) | 81.23 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
1904. | Doubledealer (doubledealer) | 81.22 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |