As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6233. | tian (gfriend) | 90.94 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
6234. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 90.94 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
6235. | Soup (k2824262) | 90.94 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
6236. | Michael (punkkoala) | 90.94 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
6237. | Darin (dankerooduck) | 90.93 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
6238. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 90.93 | 99% | 2019-12-26 |
6239. | Mark (atj_racer) | 90.92 | 99% | 2022-09-29 |
6240. | Be At Peace (spacepajamas) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
6241. | antifragile (antifragile) | 90.91 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
6242. | Mor (morti_20) | 90.91 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
6243. | D (heclapar) | 90.91 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
6244. | Gigolo (gigolo) | 90.91 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
6245. | ghuid (stefano27) | 90.90 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
6246. | Oliver (razmemmo) | 90.90 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
6247. | Chick (chicki2d) | 90.90 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
6248. | Shubby (shubby) | 90.90 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
6249. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 90.89 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
6250. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 90.89 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
6251. | random (randomasdf97) | 90.89 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
6252. | Oleg (braga01) | 90.89 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
6253. | bonboy (bonboy) | 90.88 | 99% | 2015-05-21 |
6254. | Sunkithes (sunkithes) | 90.88 | 98% | 2023-09-27 |
6255. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 90.88 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
6256. | Daniel (dninja96) | 90.88 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
6257. | D (des_mc_desu) | 90.87 | 97.6% | 2023-09-21 |
6258. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 90.87 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
6259. | Alisa (velvetcake) | 90.87 | 99% | 2021-06-17 |
6260. | Cyla (cylaerfiest) | 90.86 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
6261. | Sevix (sevix) | 90.86 | 95% | 2022-12-24 |
6262. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 90.86 | 98.6% | 2023-10-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |