Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2055. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 85.22 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
2056. | Al (halowzy) | 85.21 | 99% | 2020-11-28 |
2057. | Kayle (takeasushi) | 85.20 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
2058. | Michael (michaelshahin2) | 85.17 | 95% | 2017-10-18 |
2059. | Everrey (everrey) | 85.16 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
2060. | Mat (dro_id) | 85.15 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
2061. | Roc (tecspeed) | 85.14 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
2062. | Diego (ihyy) | 85.13 | 99% | 2017-09-05 |
2063. | Perditus (adityakun07) | 85.13 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
2064. | j (swaggingpickle) | 85.13 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
2065. | Dawid (dresik) | 85.13 | 95% | 2018-08-30 |
2066. | jsn (100herewego) | 85.11 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
2067. | Matthew (twixinator) | 85.11 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
2068. | Chris (big_z) | 85.09 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
2069. | Vlatzki (vlatzki) | 85.06 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
2070. | Raz (lotanraz) | 85.06 | 96% | 2017-07-19 |
2071. | T^T (asylumchess) | 85.04 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
2072. | jack (jackracer23) | 85.02 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
2073. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 85.02 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
2074. | Marco (marc7202) | 85.01 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
2075. | Kentaro (k3n74r0) | 84.98 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
2076. | R (ryip0716) | 84.97 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
2077. | Luke (povman) | 84.97 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
2078. | alexander (yummyspiderman) | 84.95 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
2079. | Michael (mercury28) | 84.95 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
2080. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 84.94 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
2081. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 84.94 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
2082. | Federico (_cali) | 84.94 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
2083. | Oleh (oshate) | 84.93 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
2084. | Memes (boomx9) | 84.92 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |