So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19821. | Cole (masterc77) | 67.56 | 98% | 2015-03-10 |
19822. | MR.Docile (haitan90) | 67.56 | 97% | 2012-04-05 |
19823. | daniel0731ex (daniel0731ex) | 67.56 | 92% | 2013-09-21 |
19824. | Dang (big_worm) | 67.56 | — | 2008-12-10 |
19825. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 67.55 | 92% | 2016-11-08 |
19826. | Raghav (raghav8822) | 67.55 | 97.1% | 2021-02-01 |
19827. | Emil (trihardtyper) | 67.55 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
19828. | amit (amitagl27) | 67.55 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
19829. | Shrot (shrotk) | 67.55 | — | 2009-08-13 |
19830. | daniel (dannym91) | 67.55 | 94% | 2011-07-21 |
19831. | Syntrx (syntrx) | 67.54 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
19832. | Jessica (jessdn) | 67.54 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
19833. | Andrew (ajpye) | 67.54 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
19834. | Howard (thedrawoh) | 67.54 | 98% | 2016-12-15 |
19835. | bich (xuongrongloveanh) | 67.54 | 94% | 2011-11-16 |
19836. | oreka (oreka) | 67.54 | — | 2010-03-30 |
19837. | Raymond (cathalus) | 67.53 | 91% | 2013-04-28 |
19838. | ImranKhanZindabad (asadjani) | 67.53 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
19839. | Juan (jpherrera) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
19840. | kojsot (kojsot) | 67.53 | 92% | 2015-12-13 |
19841. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 67.53 | 97% | 2012-01-15 |
19842. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 67.53 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
19843. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 67.53 | 94% | 2012-07-29 |
19844. | Taufiq (corrxtion) | 67.52 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
19845. | Tim (auticons) | 67.52 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
19846. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 67.52 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
19847. | Rifki (ghoulrane) | 67.52 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
19848. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 67.52 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
19849. | JR (insouciant325) | 67.52 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
19850. | neo (eliteneo) | 67.51 | 95% | 2022-01-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |