So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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30975. | abhay (ixabhay) | 48.09 | 92% | 2016-03-08 |
30976. | phil (phil_snubs) | 48.08 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
30977. | Satyam (satyamkr118) | 48.08 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
30978. | Tina (tinahan) | 48.08 | — | 2010-04-18 |
30979. | do (doduc) | 48.07 | — | 2008-12-09 |
30980. | megaplex (megaplex2022) | 48.07 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
30981. | Don1k (don1k) | 48.07 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
30982. | Garvit (garvit509) | 48.07 | 95% | 2023-08-21 |
30983. | mout (moutofyou) | 48.07 | 95% | 2014-04-02 |
30984. | akm (sadat007) | 48.07 | 96.7% | 2021-02-17 |
30985. | Braxton (brontar) | 48.07 | 93% | 2021-03-03 |
30986. | bilal (000901) | 48.07 | 93% | 2012-06-19 |
30987. | RalphieKay (ralphiekay) | 48.07 | 94% | 2012-11-06 |
30988. | Anirudh (anirudh06) | 48.06 | 95% | 2020-06-28 |
30989. | Juvi (juvi) | 48.06 | 93% | 2015-04-02 |
30990. | Anda (dama) | 48.06 | — | 2008-12-26 |
30991. | Arif (arifwcksna) | 48.05 | 94% | 2021-09-06 |
30992. | Johann (sniperflip) | 48.04 | — | 2009-06-25 |
30993. | Sam (trombonerz) | 48.04 | 95% | 2022-12-07 |
30994. | tstats[jakeman90210] (jakem... | 48.04 | 92% | 2013-09-13 |
30995. | Ankit (ankit447) | 48.04 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
30996. | vuong (vuongtoan) | 48.04 | — | 2010-06-24 |
30997. | SYAM (syameswar) | 48.03 | 94% | 2023-02-17 |
30998. | sharingan22 (sharingan22) | 48.03 | 96.6% | 2021-02-20 |
30999. | Davit (dyeghiaz) | 48.03 | 92% | 2011-05-06 |
31000. | sarbjeet (sarbjeet) | 48.03 | — | 2009-07-06 |
31001. | kuromi (istrying) | 48.02 | 94.4% | 2021-02-22 |
31002. | Kiều My (tamarindc) | 48.02 | 97% | 2014-08-10 |
31003. | Rosh Hashana (roshhashana) | 48.02 | 88% | 2015-05-20 |
31004. | Mehul (mehulparmar459@gmail... | 48.02 | 93% | 2013-04-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |