So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7334. | Reuben (reyedgy) | 91.69 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
7335. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 91.69 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
7336. | Brian (bellerus) | 91.69 | 95% | 2012-06-20 |
7337. | elliot (teapott) | 91.69 | 97% | 2014-12-06 |
7338. | patrick (iaminarush) | 91.69 | 93% | 2016-11-19 |
7339. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 91.68 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
7340. | Nicholas (nicholas_68) | 91.68 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
7341. | adrian (aidsasis) | 91.68 | — | 2010-11-11 |
7342. | tien (cinnamnbun) | 91.67 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
7343. | William (williamusa) | 91.67 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
7344. | Austin (aggie14) | 91.67 | — | 2011-03-28 |
7345. | (logan188mc) | 91.66 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
7346. | Dingonek (dingonek) | 91.66 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
7347. | foo (fool96) | 91.65 | 98% | 2023-09-23 |
7348. | Tay (abacadaea) | 91.65 | 97% | 2013-07-01 |
7349. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 91.65 | 99% | 2016-01-30 |
7350. | alex (aalextr) | 91.64 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
7351. | Paolinni (sooshy) | 91.64 | 92% | 2012-10-17 |
7352. | jon (elos) | 91.64 | 96% | 2012-10-14 |
7353. | Ariel (arielsetzer) | 91.64 | — | 2010-09-23 |
7354. | Conner (jabronee) | 91.63 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
7355. | Chu (chuchus) | 91.63 | 96% | 2012-11-28 |
7356. | Arturs (archey187) | 91.63 | 96% | 2016-12-31 |
7357. | Danny (dbzdbz) | 91.63 | 98% | 2015-02-03 |
7358. | hades / dimagno (dimagster) | 91.63 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
7359. | Ted (macfan) | 91.62 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
7360. | Anthony (crprt) | 91.61 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
7361. | Stan (odeathdragon) | 91.59 | 95% | 2015-02-08 |
7362. | kariem (unplugged) | 91.59 | 97% | 2011-06-26 |
7363. | Jimmy (jimmy_sandwhichfingers) | 91.58 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |