You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1691. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 78.99 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
1692. | Abdullah (wokenspirit) | 78.99 | 98% | 2019-07-27 |
1693. | flybot (flybot) | 78.95 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
1694. | Joseph (josephchoi1116) | 78.86 | 98% | 2018-05-26 |
1695. | Diego (damg22) | 78.85 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
1696. | Samuel (samuelthessian) | 78.83 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
1697. | Justas (jusstas) | 78.83 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
1698. | AsteroGamer (williamvalerian) | 78.80 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
1699. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 78.79 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
1700. | GodOfTheMetal (godofthemetal) | 78.74 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
1701. | Tiroky (tiroky) | 78.71 | 95% | 2018-08-26 |
1702. | Edwin (pawncastle) | 78.71 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
1703. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 78.71 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
1704. | Michael (michaelhau) | 78.68 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
1705. | ehe (aeronsic) | 78.67 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
1706. | sean (tak32) | 78.67 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
1707. | type (megas_xlr) | 78.64 | 95% | 2019-11-26 |
1708. | B (archnaea) | 78.64 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
1709. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 78.63 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
1710. | Ignacio (albarracinnn) | 78.61 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
1711. | Jacob (zeiphio) | 78.60 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
1712. | Chaewon (raz3124) | 78.57 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
1713. | daniel (duciito) | 78.56 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
1714. | Jon (yaz324) | 78.56 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
1715. | Raymond (wanalex1) | 78.53 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
1716. | Mees (meeszon) | 78.53 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
1717. | CPT Shahryar (captain_shahr... | 78.53 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
1718. | R (rtleo) | 78.53 | 95% | 2018-01-10 |
1719. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 78.53 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
1720. | Bram (bramster007) | 78.49 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |