As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13626. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 71.54 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
13627. | armantur (armantur) | 71.53 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
13628. | Uri (pony_salvaje) | 71.53 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
13629. | Matthew (jeffreyelze) | 71.53 | 97% | 2016-05-06 |
13630. | Dominic (elitebeast) | 71.53 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
13631. | Tyler (trippy_truesdale) | 71.53 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
13632. | Badbringer (badbringer) | 71.53 | 93% | 2015-12-21 |
13633. | VaMp96 (vamp96) | 71.52 | 95% | 2023-05-17 |
13634. | Alec (rshackleford93) | 71.52 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
13635. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 71.52 | 94% | 2022-04-22 |
13636. | Arizona (murderinc) | 71.51 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
13637. | László (cogitoergosum) | 71.51 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
13638. | Filthy (filthyballer) | 71.51 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
13639. | Logan (36beastgod) | 71.51 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
13640. | Markus (twofx) | 71.51 | 90% | 2015-05-27 |
13641. | tia (tiamela) | 71.51 | 98% | 2016-12-28 |
13642. | K3 (lienk3) | 71.50 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
13643. | elemental (asy_coder) | 71.50 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
13644. | artist (apg21092002) | 71.50 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
13645. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 71.50 | 99% | 2016-05-22 |
13646. | Slow & Steady (zeeshan89) | 71.50 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
13647. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 71.50 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
13648. | Alikhan (realikh) | 71.50 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
13649. | Piet (jompie) | 71.50 | 98% | 2016-08-12 |
13650. | sweep (sweeper007) | 71.49 | 96.8% | 2023-11-17 |
13651. | Jason (921jason921) | 71.49 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
13652. | Graham (gfoote) | 71.49 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
13653. | Nicholas (carrot17) | 71.48 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
13654. | Billy (billy890) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
13655. | DWG (lsunixl) | 71.48 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |